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gifted_goofball
Date: 2009-07-17 12:33
Subject: Distraction
Security: Public



Summary:
Lucius has his own ideas about distracting Narcissa from her worries and Severus is invited to help.

Just some humorous smut

Title: Distraction

Author: gifted_goofball

Rating: M+

Genres: Threesome, Humor/Parody, PWP

Pairing: Severus/Lucius/Narcissa

Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, BDSM, Threesome, OOC-ness, Contains Het Sex, Contains Slash Sex

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters created and owned by JK Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

There is no sense in cutting and interrupting that story. Therefore I will simply link to HP-Fandom. I hope you'll forgive my laziness and enjoy the read nevertheless :o)

 

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-12-29 18:45
Subject: Poor Narcissa
Security: Public
Mood:depressed depressed

Oh. My. God! I'm soo depressed! I can't believe what they have done to Narcissa Malfoy (whoever is responsible for this crime).

I've been working on a story, which includes all the Malfoys since ages. In my researches I came across the rumours that Naomi Watts would be playing her. Guess whom I had been working with in my head as I've been scribbling on my script? Right, Naomi Watts. Go and take a look for yourself if you don't know how she looks like.

Now I've seen the second picture from Narcissa as she's supposed to be in the movie and I'm like wtf?!?! I don't know even where to start…

The first pic is taken from the leaky cauldron:

http://gallery.the-leaky-cauldron.org/picture/219174#

I don't know if that's a fake picture. I found it in a German forum:

http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/hdhcn4i5/image18500.jpg

Even without the image of Naomi I had pictured Narcissa to be an arrogant but elegant witch, wearing (elegant) dresses out of some flowing material. Now she's wearing some kind of tweed like… I dunno some governess or great auntie Betty.

Did I mention I had the idea of her being elegant? Look at Lucius. He might be a (sexy) bastard but he does have stile. What would he do with a governess like this?

All right, what's next? Well, in my head Narcissa's definitely blond. Hear me? B l o n d! What's so hard about blond? Why that two coloured hair?

And I always believed Narcissa to be Draco's mother and not his grandmother. Was I mistaken there? I mean, hello? She's supposed to be around forty but heck, she looks like sixty! She looks so much older than Lucius…

I think I want to sit down and cry. Maybe I should put my original on hold, write like crazy to get my story done before the movie is out. I'm afraid I'll never finish it once there are even more pictures floating around from Narcissa or after I've seen the movie.

I'm really depressed!

PS: In case anyone is wondering… I'm not putting down Helen McCrory, she's just not what I had expected – or at least they did not put her in clothes, make-up and stuff that fit the picture I had. So, no offence to any fans from her.

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-12-04 16:16
Subject: Update
Security: Public


I'm sorry you guys haven't heard from me in ages but right now I'm sitting on getting "Another Kind Of Magic" worked into an original (imagine that without all the magic *groan* all the things to be picked up by hand, no cuffs with simply waving a wand...).


I do have an old story of mine that has been sitting on my hardrive since years and which has a similar setting of someone being an apprentice and getting interested in the person teaching.
So keep your fingers crossed that I manage to weave the message from AKOM into this story and that I'm not getting sick of trying to write about BDSM in German, something that feels really weird!


So all the fanfic that is laying around in my room in heaps of paper is on hold for now. But I hope I'll be able to get back to it :o)

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-10-15 13:35
Subject: Visual Effects - Part III
Security: Public

Summary: Severus and Harry want to involve Lucius in their play. But things don't go as expected and Harry comes up with another plan.
This is a follow-up of Another Kind Of Magic.

Title: Visual Effects

Author: gifted_goofball

Rating: M+

Genres: Threesome, Humor/Parody, PWP

Pairing: Severus/Harry/Lucius

Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, BDSM, implied Voyeurism, Contains Slash Sex

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters created and owned by JK Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

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Part I, Part II

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-10-14 12:46
Subject: Visual Effects - Part II
Security: Public

Summary: Severus and Harry want to involve Lucius in their play. But things don't go as expected and Harry comes up with another plan.
This is a follow-up of Another Kind Of Magic.

Title: Visual Effects

Author: gifted_goofball

Rating: M+

Genres: Threesome, Humor/Parody, PWP

Pairing: Severus/Harry/Lucius

Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, BDSM, implied Voyeurism, Contains Slash Sex

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters created and owned by JK Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

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Missed Part I?

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-10-13 15:15
Subject: Visual Effects
Security: Public



Summary: Severus and Harry want to involve Lucius in their play. But things don't go as expected and Harry comes up with another plan.
This is a follow-up of Another Kind Of Magic.

Title: Visual Effects

Author: gifted_goofball

Rating: M+

Genres: Threesome, Humor/Parody, PWP

Pairing: Severus/Harry/Lucius

Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, BDSM, implied Voyeurism, Contains Slash Sex

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters created and owned by JK Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-07-17 19:56
Subject: Wooohoooo
Security: Public

Snatched that from [info]sassmacfru.[info]


Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test ...

Very Literate

You scored

86% Beginner,

93% Intermediate,

73% Advanced, and

80% Expert!

You have a very good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and expert level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three level's questions correct. You didn't get as many of the advanced level questions correct, but don't fret. This is a great score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got a very respectable score.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-commonly-confused-words-test

May I remind you that I am German? *doing a happy dance*

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-06-05 15:04
Subject: All Snarry Games Entries
Security: Public

This is the link to the Master list of all the stories at the Snarry Games. There really are some awesome tales. Go and read. You can still vote until sunday :o)

Personally I reccomend those:

stepmnstr has written an incredible BDSM fic: Seeking Silence

igtow wrote a lenghty tale about chariasmatic drakes:
Norbert et Chloë

themostepotente left us with quite an angsty fic: A Tableau of Fire and Ice


I'm sure there even more great ones but I haven't gotten around to read all of them.

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-12 21:47
Subject: Snarry Games - again
Security: Public

I am starting to loose track here but there are another couple of really amazing stories at the Snarry Games (and not only the ones I'm pointing out, mind you):

Empathic Siren "For the Love of a Good Woman"This is absolutely heart wrenching and unbelievable great!

Alisanne "Absolutely Unspeakable" – Hilarious and so sexy.

Mimiheart "Troublesome Transition" – Bittersweet and tender.

FitofPique "Made-Up Lullaby #43" – You will have fits of laughter there.

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-07 16:20
Subject: Fic Promoting
Security: Public

For all the BDSM and/or polyarmory-lovers out there; I have a story for you:

Bound By Duty from SoftObsidian74 at aff.net

Summary: Hermione has a chance to do what Lily failed to do. Will she accept her fate? More importantly, will the men in her life accept theirs? AU/AR, BDSM, ChallengeFic, F/M/M, M/F, M/M, Moresome, Oral, Anal, DP, Rim, Humil, Racist, B-Mod, Slave, Torture, Death


Edit: There is another one for BDSM-lovers:

Bounds Of Affection from Emily Waters at HP-Fandom

Dominant!Snape, submissive!Harry slave-fic. Voldemort gives his Death-Eater a task: make Harry Potter drink an enslavement potion, forcing him to become slave-bonded to Severus Snape. (In this story, Harry is 16, Snape is 38)

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-06 10:58
Subject: No words left - another (silly) test!
Security: Public

Found that in [info]stepmnstr profile:







What is your Patronus (from Harry Potter)?




Your patronus is the unicorn. The unicorn is a kind and selfless creature; it is also very rare. There aren't many people willing to show kindness to a stranger in today's world. Consider yourself lucky to be blessed with such a selfless spirit, but be sure to also address your own needs.
Take this quiz!








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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-05 16:27
Subject: Snarry Games
Security: Public

I had no idea about the whole Snarry Games thing until I stumbled over gingertart's profile on HP-Fandom and then her InsaneJournal gingertart50

I've just read her entry for the games... it's awesome. Go read! Now! ;o)

Edit: More to promote: "When Fate Steps In" from the_minx_17 and "Immaculate Misconception" by lilyseyes

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-04 14:45
Subject: Silly tests
Security: Public

I nicked all of them from [info]sassmacfru. And now I'm thinking seriously about changing my career.

bedroom toys


P
And

owered By limobus

Now how does that work in combination with this I wonder?


What Flavour Are You? I am sweet, like Sugar.I am sweet, like Sugar.

I am all sweetness and light; fluffy bunnies and dancing fairies; happiness and joy. Too much of me will make you sick. What Flavour Are You?


And now the real surprise (well not really, considering that I'm a scorpio):

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

 

And the last one for today:

 


fun quiz for myspace profile and blog

Lets101 - Free Online Dating Network


 

I think I'm going to turn off my computer now O_o

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-02 15:38
Subject: Another Kind Of Magic
Security: Public

Summary:  Follow Harry's basic education of yet another art Severus Snape is quite proficient in.

Title: Another Kind Of Magic

Author: gifted_goofball

Rating: M+

Genres: Romance, Humor/Parody, First Time

Pairing: Severus/Harry

Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, BDSM, implied Voyeurism, Contains Slash Sex

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters created and owned by JK Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-02 15:24
Subject: The Downside Of Brilliance
Security: Public
Tags:humour, oneshot, severus/hermione

Summary: A bright mind has its downside – as Severus and Hermione know.

Title: The Downside Of Brilliance

Author: gifted_goofball

Characters: Severus/Hermione

Genres: Romance, Humour/Parody

Rating: G+


Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-02 15:16
Subject: A Badly Needed Potion
Security: Public
Tags:humour, oneshot, severus/minerva

Title: A Badly Needed Potion

Characters: Minerva, Other, Severus

Genres: Romance, Humor/Parody

Rating: M+

Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, "light" BDSM, OOC-ness, Contains Het Sex

Summary: Where do you go if your potion is not helping you the way it should?


AN: This is a plot bunny that wouldn't go away while I was bored with typing and editing AKOM. It's not beta read yet but I hope you enjoy it nevertheless.

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Explicit Adult Content!

The link leads to my LJ where the story is posted. I'm not in the mood to drive myself crazy with trying to post here something that long.

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-01 20:16
Subject: Is it really possible?
Security: Public
Mood:aggravated aggravated

That's not possible, is it? I always thought LJ is going to kill me as slow as it is when I am working on a post. But at least I figured there that when I post it (for user view only) and then go back and edit the post, it works just fine.
But here when I edit a post it's only opening the "HTML" part and not "Rich text" O_o
and it's killing me when I have a bunch of text copied in there and I need ages to go from the beginning to the end - leave alone searching for something or or or...

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-01 13:55
Subject: And More Icons
Security: Public

My "Evil Toy(s) Series".

Nothing fancy, just some playing around :o)


I took pictures either from The Leaky Cauldron, or from Alan Rickman and/or Rickman Online (Severus) & HP OoP News (Lucius)

If you snatch them, let me know and credit would be nice of course.


 
More Evil )
 

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-01 13:50
Subject: More Icons
Security: Public
Tags:icons


Yep, got some more coming. Nothing fancy, just silly stuff.

I took pictures either from The Leaky Cauldron, or from Alan Rickman and/or Rickman Online (Severus) & HP OoP News (Lucius)

If you snatch them, let me know and credit would be nice of course. Slash coming! Adults content!


   
get more )

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gifted_goofball
Date: 2008-05-01 13:36
Subject: Icons
Security: Public
Tags:icons

I thought it would be nice to put up some of the icons I've made. Those are the first I've ever tried, so don't expect too much.
There are thousands of icons out there, so it's hard to come up with something that hasn't been there before, but I swear I didn't copy any!

I took pictures either from The Leaky Cauldron  (Minerva, Harry), or Hermione Granger's Chamber  (Hermione)
or from Alan Rickman and Rickman Online (Severus)

If you snatch them, let me know and credit would be nice of course. Slash coming! Adults content!

Teaser:

             

                          




 


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